May 1, 2017 by Michael Madden
The Fraudster Revealed – That’s Just Bad Parenting
Well, some ups and some very big downs in this edition.
First of all Sapphire sadly fell victim to an accident, probably a collision with a car. He was taken to the vet where he passed away, aged just over two years old. Now, that is bad enough, but then there are choices. Do you want the body back (don’t worry, its been kept in cold storage), or do you want the pet crematorium to take him away and cremate him, and if that is your choice do you want the ashes back? A simple cremation is £42, the return of the ashes takes that up to £113. Well you can call me a sceptic but for an extra £71 I’m not convinced the pet crematorium will take the trouble of separating Sapphire for an individual cremation – it would seem more likely that all of the unfortunate cats, dogs, mice, goldfish, etc that have met an untimely end that week will be torched together, and for anyone who wants some, here’s a tube of ashes! The kids have dealt with the tragedy in opposite ways. Zac was distraught, wanting to know where it happened, who took him to the vet, and more importantly, whose car did the damage? Ole, however, admitted that he hated that cat. Its aggressive nature was a constant source of irritation to Ole’s gentle natured Bobby who remains bemused at the added attention that he has received!
Now its one thing when a family pet suddenly passes away, its another when a close work colleague does the same. Unfortunately a chap that I had known for around five years and worked closely with for the last 18 months suddenly died last week. I got the message in a phone call from our mutual friend on Saturday, and it was a bit of a shock. He actually left a voicemail first, but I didn’t pick that up until later, and it kind of reminded me of a joke about a couple who went on holiday and left a housekeeper in charge of the cat and the ageing gran. On their return they asked the housekeeper how the cat was. ‘Oh it died,’ said the housekeeper. ‘Well that’s a bit of a shock,’ said the woman, you could have broken it to me gently, like you could have said he was chasing birds on the shed roof and fell off and unfortunately passed away’. ‘Oh yes, sorry, I didn’t think,’ said the housekeeper. Anyway, ‘how’s gran?’ The housekeeper thought for a moment, then said, ‘Well she was chasing birds on the shed roof…’ I’m sure Steve would have approved.
On a spooky note, I went to see the Stranglers at Rock City in March last year with four seemingly healthy guys, and within a few months one had passed away. In March this year I went to see the Stranglers at Rock City with three seemingly healthy guys, and Steve was one of those!
Speaking of which, I also went to see The Stranglers at The Apollo in Manchester. What a gig. It started with very polite bar staff in a posh looking bar, immaculate toilets, and bouncers who were incredibly helpful. Not quite like it was forty years ago! Anyway, the band started and the crowd went wild. Honestly, they did. Shirts were off, fifty year old men were crowd surfing, and the bouncers politely reached out for them, helped them to their feet, and assisted them to get to the back of the crowd so that they could do it all again! Can’t wait for next year!
You may recall from a few editions ago that Zac had his debit card hacked – or so it seemed. It now transpires that the fraudster was none other than his mum! She had somehow managed to link his debit card to her Paypal account! He’s not happy, and she has no idea how she did it, but ignorance is no defence. When he worked out that he had effectively paid for his own Christmas presents he had just one sentence. ‘That’s just not good parenting.’
The cricket season started last week, and I’ve managed two fifties in consecutive weeks. Can’t remember the last time that happened, but my ageing body is telling me not to do it again!
I don’t seem to have been particularly busy in the kitchen, though I did make flapjacks, orange rocky road and biscuits for Gabi’s Beauty Bash in Stalybridge. And, I must confess I kept a few biccies back for dunking!
We also had a very nice afternoon tea, which can often be more work than anything else. The chocolate cake was especially popular!
Of course the afternoon tea was for a family gathering – and that has its own set of challenges. Getting everyone together from great grandmother to the newest member of our family…
Elvis Under The Covers is progressing slowly but surely, and I have gently started the social media campaign. Mike Sanchez has agreed to write the foreword, and there will be many quotes from musicians and singers such as Al Kooper and Mary Coughlan.
The Facebook page is here…
Elvis Under The Covers On Facebook
…and the Michael Madden web page is here…
The MMU expo was a frenetic affair, with my groups of students looking splendid in their Legacy IT t-shirts. I will now be continuing the projects (one dealing with broken websites and the other online courses including legacy languages such as COBOL) through to production.
I went shopping with Zac last week. Thankfully he hates shopping as much as me, so we went to two shops, got everything we needed, and were back in the car within 40 minutes. There was a small distraction for a hat, but we decided against it!